Archive for April, 2009

My little buddy/roommate Josh Lipka (JL Cakes Machine) is in the hospital right now. It’s weird; I came home from work last night, and Ryan said: “Oh, Ken?” “What?” “Josh is in the hospital.” “WHAT?” [louder]”Josh is in the hospital.” “I heard you – why is he in the hospital?” “Having his appendix taken out, […]


FUCK TWITTER

29Apr09

“BRETT? BRETT, IT’S ME, JOHN. JOHN MADDEN. JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR YOUR FRIEND FOOTBALL? BRETT I HEARD ABOUT YOU LEAVING THE GAME OF FOOTBALL AND I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT I HAD TO SIT DOWN ON MY FOOTBALL-SHAPED SOFA AND CALL MY THERAPIST ON MY FOOTBALL PHONE JUST TO CALM MYSELF DOWN – HAD TO CALL […]


Friendly ‘Death Star’ Laser To Recreate Sun’s Power. – There are so many reasons that this is a horrible idea. 1) Have you ever seen a major motion picture before? Have you ever heard the good guys talking about a friendly giant fucking sun-creating laser before? I’m pretty sure the good guys are the ones […]


I’m a big Obama guy. Have been for a while, now, and I’d like to continue giving him the benefit of the doubt in the infant days of his presidency. In fact, it still makes me slightly giddy to even say that there’s an Obama presidency in the first place, as opposed to any comment […]