Archive for October, 2008

I’m making this public knowledge not because I’m especially proud of it (Macaulay Culkin wrote a novel once, you know), but rather because I want all of you who read this (Marissa, Ryan) to call me on being a fucking douchebag when I give up halfway through the process and collapse, sobbing uncontrollably, into bed […]

Or at least that’s what the buses in Britain are going to be telling everyone:

From Andrew Lahde of Lahde Capital, who recently retired off of fund returns of almost 870 percent:

From A San Bernardino County Republican group has distributed a newsletter picturing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on a $10 bill adorned with a watermelon, ribs and a bucket of fried chicken. Diane Fedele, president of the group, said she had no racist intent. “I never connected,” she told the newspaper. “It was just […]

…when it comes to well-timed political satire-themed gangbang porn, anyway.  I don’t know if shit like this actually counts as satire, but when this is your synopsis, you can count me an enthusiastic supporter any day of the week:

George – No. No. Nonononononononononono. Nononononononononononononononoo. Just for a moment, let’s say that we had a time machine. And let’s say this time machine is capable of carrying us backwards in time whenever we wanted to visit younger versions of ourselves without causing any of the sort of universe-destroying paradoxes all the least fun scientists […]