Archive for March, 2008

http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/03/12/a-call-girls-view-of-the-spitzer-affair/ Most everyone’s been keeping track of the Elliot Spitzer affair – funny, I guarantee not one person I know, myself included, could have named the governor of New York or what he’s done as recently as two weeks ago, but once there’s a Ho involved, well, scandal. I’m as guilty as anyone of being […]


Read this story about the media slobbering over Tyler Hansbrough’s dick and the possible vaguely racist undertones underneath said knobgobbling. I don’t necessarily believe in widespread conspiracies, conscious or unconscious, to elevate the status of a hard-nosed white player over everyone else; I’d like to give the broadcasting nation a little more benefit of the […]


The Train, Boss

12Mar08

I live in Dover these days. The thing about Dover is that it isn’t worthy of your notice in and of itself; the only value Dover has is in relation to the things it’s close to. When you’re sandwiched between a reasonably upscale college town and a considerably wealthy tourist destination, well, I’m willing to […]


Politics 101

05Mar08

It’s primary night; all across the country, families are gathered around televisions in their living rooms, excitedly glued to network coverage of the results from Texas, Ohio, Vermont, and Rhode Island.  In my apartment, we excitedly celebrate by locking ourselves in our rooms, masturbating, and falling asleep.  U-S-A!  U-S-A! I do watch a lot of […]


File under “Actual Text Messages From Ryan Kelly”: “MY INTERNET. IT IS CONFUSED. IT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT THE WORLD.“


Here’s how I came to have a blog again. As with everything, I blame most of the people I used to live with in 201a for this. Mainly Drew.