Please, please, PLEASE be real

I hereby nominate ‘Joaquin Phoenix leaps into crowd at hip-hip show’ as the coolest fucking headline I have ever read. Please, Joaquin, don’t be faking this meltdown – it’s too good. You are so much more interesting if you’re batshit crazy.

Please. This:

vs THIS:

As if there’s any contest.

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