This is Drew’s fault

Here’s how I came to have a blog again. As with everything, I blame most of the people I used to live with in 201a for this. Mainly Drew.

HEY GUYS LET’S MAKE A PLAYLIST

put freebird on it or i’ll cut your throat

OKAY BUT REMEMBER A PLAYLIST NEEDS TO BE MADE

THE INTERNET

hey you guys

INTERNET?

hey i’ve lost all traditional sense of right and wrong

what?

yeah there are no more boundaries left me to cross – i can kill without remorse

(drinks 18 red bull and vodkas)

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH A PLAYLIST

yeah what does this have to do with finding me televisions to steal

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH oh fuck i have alcohol poisoning

i will devour the heart of christ and become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

And there you have it – I have a blog. I’m barricaded in my room now, but I don’t think I can keep them all out for long. Send help if you can.